JESS WEST AND SAMANTHA BENTLEY…
Posted at 10:26 AM •
Which one would you go for? The girls or the cars?
Well fortunately for the lucky son of a bitch that owns this Ferrari, he can probably have both and also get to fuck them across the bonnet too (or “the hood” for all you yanks out there).
As you know, I’m quite well read, and all these babes, other than giving me a boner every time I go to work, often bring some story or other to mind. When it comes to girls and cars you can’t help but think about American literature. It’s like the whole of 20th and 21st Century US culture revolves around this stuff; and it’s all good!
I could picture Jess West and Samantha Bentley appearing in an old James Crumley novel. Perhaps Bordersnakes or something like that, where there seem to be no end of “good-looking, long-legged coeds”. You might be familiar with the novel, but if you’re not it’s basically a couple of cool guys with guns that get to fuck a lot and kill lots of folks; proper pulp fiction stuff.
I think I’ll have a word with the Babestation Extreme management and see if they’ll send me and my number one Lee over to Texas or something. This car would look great in the middle of a desert with Jess West and Samantha Bentley sprawling all over it; we’d be steeped in Crumley country then!
If it was my Ferrari however, the first thing I’d be saying to these two is “get those fucking heels off my paintwork!” Perhaps I’m a little desensitised to all the pussy around here? Although you have to admire the work that goes into those shoes don’t you?